| Part 14. |
[Jul. 7th, 2007|11:45 pm] |
| [ | I feel... |
| |  awake | ] |
| [ | I am listening to... |
| | Backass - Karen O and Peaches | ] |
I don't CARE that there's a second half of basement craziness. It only lasts like 10 seconds. Soooo... PG-13. This part in a nutshell: the drama gets cleared up and Neko has a crazy dream.
"Read that one right there," Mayaa said. "Can you believe that? You just CANNOT say that. It's like saying you don't like strawberry ice cream but you wanted to try it out anyhow... just... uh... you okay? You look kinda shook up." "I... uh... I saw them," Keiko said. "Neko and Penjullu. I went down there to get my cell phone and...it was worse than what you saw. He was... he was going buck-wild on her." Mayaa let out a spluttering noise. "Holy shit! Are you serious?!" "I'm dead serious," Keiko groaned. "I've never seen anything like it. Not even in porno films." "Heh heh heh-- oh man, you're shaking. Was it seriously--" Mayaa's eyebrow twisted. "Hoo boy. I'm gonna have to take your word for it." Keiko nodded slowly.
As a finale, Penjullu grabbed hold of Neko's waist and pushed into her, shooting his load inside her once more. Neko gripped the table and exhaled loudly, collapsing as she felt herself spill out. "Uhh--" she groaned. She felt like she'd lost all feeling in her legs. Upstairs, she could hear Mayaa say, "Huh...? Oh--" followed by rapid footsteps down the stairs. "Neko, you got a pho--WHOOOOAAAA!!! Uh-- telephone." Mayaa extended Neko's cell phone out to her. "Um,,, yeah, The phone." She put it on the table next to Neko's hand and ran up the stairs. "Holy crap," she said. "Again with the--" Penjullu dismounted and Neko opened her phone, still unable to move her legs. "He--hello?" "Neko... it's me." Neko's eyes widened. "You? Wha-- Waluigi?" Penjullu's ears flattened. "Listen, Neko, I just want to apologize for any trouble Luigi may have caused you; he doesn't know what he's talking about," Waluigi said. "I have seven words for you, which is a seven you do want to be shown to you... I will never break up with you." Neko smiled. "That's so good to hear." "Yeah, Luigi got the wrong idea because I said I didn't like having that crazy Hypno around and I felt like I had to do something about it." "Ahh..." "Don't worry, Neko. I'm gonna be coming really soon. Then you'll be happy." "Yeah... happy..." Neko sighed. "Very... very... happy..." "Listen, game time's about to start, but I just thought I'd point that out. I love you, Neko... I always will." "I love you too," Neko replied, then clicked the phone shut. "I should probably take a shower," she said, trying to stand up, but instead felt her legs collapse under her weight. "Oww-- aw, crap. Gotta give 'em some time to get back to normal." She crawled up the stairs, and continued crawling to the bathroom. Vivian sat up from the couch and looked at her. "What--!? No! Walk normally; I don't want that damn splooge all over the carpet!!" "If I stand up, it'll dribble off my legs and get on the carpet," Neko replied. Vivian cringed. "Okay... disregard."
In the shower, Neko grabbed hold of the shower head, sat down on the floor, and immediately sprayed off the fluids dripping off of and out of her vaginal area. "That was insane," she muttered. "Penjullu's never done that before." "I know what it is," Keiko said from outside the door. "It's pretty obvious. Penjullu wanted to treat you to the same brand of lovin' Waluigi used to give you." "It didn't FEEL the same," Neko replied. "Besides, Waluigi just called like five minutes ago and said that Luigi was being stupid with what he said, and that he never wants to break up with me no matter what happens. Even if 'what' involves a 'jealous Hypno'." "...Oh. That's what that was. Well, that's excellent! Now that that's cleared up, you must feel better now." "Damn right. I just can't help but wonder what Waluigi had in mind for us." "Maybe he's gonna ask you to move to MK City with him," Keiko said. Neko could hear her leaning against the door. "Who knows? If that's the case, make sure to visit us every, like, two weeks or something." "Don't worry, I will. Or maybe it's gonna be the reverse. Maybe he's gonna see if he can move in here, with us." "Ooohhhh! Maybe! That'd really be something. Although I know a certain SOMEBODY who's gonna disapprove of that. But she'll just have to sit and handle it." "I know she's not gonna handle it. But she's gonna HAVE to. Geez, all that made me so exhausted. I'm gonna go to sleep after I finish." "Yeah, you do that; I can imagine." As she wobbled out of the shower room, Neko collapsed down on her futon and closed her eyes...
Neko found herself standing in front of a mirror. Mayaa stood beside her, helping her get into a rather fancy dress. As Neko looked over at her, she noticed her hair had gone back to black. She'd almost forgotten that her hair was naturally black. She wasn't wearing her trademark pink dress, either. Instead, it was green. "Oh my god, Neko, you just look so awesome," Mayaa said. "I mean, check yourself out! You look like a princess!" Neko looked at her reflection, and gasped at what she saw. Her hair had been straightened out, and she wore a dress that was a very light shade of gold with white trimmings. A silver pendant hung from around her neck. "Hold still, I gotta put this thing on your head," Mayaa said. Neko closed her eyes, and when she opened them, she had a headband that billowed out behind her, and had unusual extensions on the top that seemed to resemble ears. "Wow!" Mayaa exclaimed. "You look so cool! Okay, now come on, let's go! The show's about to start!" Mayaa led her towards the back door and hurled it open. But instead of the usual backyard, Neko could see it extend out into a large forest. About 15 feet out, she could see Vivian standing behind a tree trunk. Her hands appeared to be chained to it, but instead she appeared to be smiling, and it was a real smile instead of that fake creepy one she put on whenever she was pissed off. It was an odd sight, since Vivian rarely smiled for real anymore. In front of it stood Penjullu. Neko waved at him, but then felt Mayaa start pushing her from behind. "Go on, walk up next to him!" Neko felt a little confused. Something was happening, but it didn't quite click with her. Keiko stood on the left side of the tree, then Mayaa took her place on the right. Neko noticed that they all seemed to be in a state of hypnosis. "All right, guys," Vivian said. "What you are about to witness is the eternal union between Penjullu and Neko... he suggested this happen as soon as possible, before anything else happens." Neko's eyes bulged out of her head. "So... what you're all telling me is..." "Uh-huh," Vivian said. "Penjullu wants you to marry him!" A smile spread across her face. "This is so exciting," Keiko said in a sort of drawl. "Are you excited? I sure am!" "That's impossible... Penjullu may be able to speak, but he isn't human," Neko said. "I think this would break a huge moral code." "There's no such thing..." Penjullu said. "Nothing matters anymore... all that matters is that we can be together... forever." He took Neko's face in his hands and kissed her, holding it for what seemed like hours. When Penjullu broke it, everybody seemed to instantly snap out of their individual states of hypnosis. Mayaa's hair and dress dissolved back to their usual colors, and she started jumping up and down in frustration. "Oh come on!" she exclaimed. "That could have been me, right there!" Keiko started rapidly looking around. "Wha-- where am I? This is weird..." Vivian growled and started tugging at the handcuffs attached to the tree. "What the fuck is this!?" she shouted. "Get me out of this!! What's going on?!?" It was at that point that Neko fainted, bringing Penjullu down with her.
Neko jerked awake, panting rapidly. "Wh-- wha--" She was barely able to speak. Penjullu sat beside her. "Are you okay?" he asked her. "You look so flushed... do you have a fever?" Neko jumped up before Penjullu could touch her forehead. Keiko stood by the door. "Oh dear, I think that insane sex you treated her to frightened her," she said. Penjullu looked down. "It... it did?" Neko shook her head. "No, it did not. I just had the craziest dream ever. ...I dreamt that Penjullu and I were... you're gonna think this is the most insane thing ever... were getting married." Keiko collapsed on the floor, cracking up. "Oh my god!! That is insane!" "I don't think that'd be possible, though," Neko said, starting to calm down. "Penjullu may be extremely close to a human as you can get, but he still isn't fully a human. Although... I think... his love is strong eno--" She stopped herself when she realized Penjullu was still sitting there and turned red embarrassedly. "No..." Penjullu said, inching towards her. "It is okay to say that. My love for you is indeed that strong." Neko's eyes shifted around and she smiled slightly. "Thanks, Penjullu. I think." Mayaa suddenly walked in. "I heard that," she said. "Neko had a vision that Penjullu wanted him to marry her. Hot damn." "You were in it, Mayaa. Your hair was black and you were wearing green," Neko said. Mayaa touched her own hair. "Geh. I don't like black hair anymore. Also, green isn't my favorite color anymore." Neko rolled her eyes and started moving her legs around. She was pleased that she was able to move them normally. "But, uh... question, Penjullu. If such an opportunity arose... would you propose to Neko?" Keiko asked. "It would be a private wedding; and nobody would have to know." "Uh-huh. People would suspect something happened when they see me walking a half-Hypno-half-human child to their first day of preschool. And-- bleh. I don't even wanna think about that part." "It would be a wonderful blessing if Mistress Neko gave birth to my child," Penjullu said. "It doesn't matter what he or she looks like--" "Yeah, but, Penjullu, you've ejaculated so many times inside Neko, it's probably already happened," Mayaa pointed out. "You can never time this sort of thing properly." Neko's neck hairs stood on end. "Oh god, you're right. And Waluigi comes back in a little more than three we--" She paused when she felt Penjullu's fingers touch her mouth. "Remember... please do not mention--" "Sorry, sorry, sorry. Anyway, you know the drill," Neko continued. "Keiko... bring me the pregnancy test." Keiko's eyebrows twitched, but she went to the bathroom and opened the cabinet.
Ten minutes later, Neko stared at the test, waiting for the results. "...Egh. Negative. That was a close one." "Indeed," Vivian said. "Penjullu's gonna be sad, though." "Since when do you care about somebody of the opposite sex?" Neko said. "I thought you said they were all scum of the earth and should all be castrated at once with a giant pair of scissors." Penjullu's eyes widened. "Miss Vivian... that is so barbaric..." Vivian rolled her eyes. "Sorry, that's just my personal opinion," she said. "But, uh... Penjullu seems nice enough. Waluigi needs to stop screwing with Neko's m--" "That was Luigi!" Keiko and Neko shot back in unison. "Well, okay," Vivian said. "Now I know."
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