Listen to me talkin'...

"Ten bucks says I can do it." "Fine."

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:43:55 GMT

To the dog in the park: What do you have against my mittens? I swear to God, I was walking through there and this dog kept trying to attack my mittens. I dunno why, maybe she thought the pattern was threatening or something. XD They didn't have cats on them. *LMAO* Okay, enough of that.

This morning I woke up with the worst sinus blockage ever... I was dribbling from every facial orifice. And I was like, no WAY am I gonna go to school like this, because first off, it could be contagious, and second off, it looked really gross. So I slept until it cleared off, then went down to King Soopers for some nasal spray, because goodness knows I do not wanna show up Tuesday lookin' like that. XP

And now to do AI.

Halloween party!!!

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:43:40 GMT

So it turns out that Dad isn't going to visit next weekend... so I can put the fear of embarrassment to rest for a while. And now...

HALLOWEEN PARTY TOMORROW!!!! W00T W00T W00T W00T! Expect pics, peeps.

"Shavin' my shoulders... I'm gettin' it all shaved off..."

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:10:54 GMT

It's so funny when Homer sings that. ...Anyhoo, I just got out of 2D Animation Principles... the assignment was to, well... make a 2D animation. I decided to do one of a kitten. It took about 45 minutes or so to assemble each frame and each seperate layer of animation, then shoot it... End result, about 8 or 9 seconds of kitty action. It definitely goes to show that the road of animation is long and tedious if 45 minutes of work gets you 8 seconds of animation and you really want to produce something good, but it's something I REALLY want to do. As long as I can remember, I've wanted to do animation, character design, graphics, what have you, and I was REALLY happy to get into a college where one of the majors was animation. Hopefully soon I can upload it and show y'all what it looks like. It isn't anything too big, but it's the first baby step on the road to an animation career.

Transportation rant

Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:01:00 GMT

Okay, so I've been doing some thinking, and talking to some people who own them... and I've gotten a decision: I would much rather have a motor scooter than an actual car. Here are the pros to owning a scooter rather than a car, as far as the owners say:
1) A driver's license is not required for a scooter because they're less than 50 cc.
2) You don't have to pay insurance.
3) They're really good for small-town traveling
4) The average maximum speed for a scooter is 40 mph. (which is basically why it's good for small town traveling)
5) You can park them on bike stands.
6) You don't have to fill it with gas as often as a car.
7) Scooters are way less expensive than a car. The minimum cost is $800-something.

...And I think that's it. Well, I decided to explain all this stuff to my mom, but she got really scared really quick at the idea of me riding a scooter without her supervision... she's known quite a few people who've gotten into some pretty bad motorcycle incidents... but it's a little different. Motorcycles are more dangerous than scooters, I think. Since I'm going pretty much nowhere with driving practice, it'd just be better to own a mode of transportation that's far less hassle than a car. More to the point, I am just EXTREMELY sick of having to walk/take the bus/take a cab everywhere I have to go. It's gotten really annoying. I mean, today, I had to wait a full hour for a cab to arrive so I could get to the Wal-Mart in Quebec Square because they misheard the pick-up address. And then when I needed to go back, I just got an earful of 'WE NEED A SPECIFIC PICK-UP ADDRESS WE NEED A SPECIFIC PICK-UP ADDRESS' which I seriously couldn't give them an answer for because I had no idea what it was, and at this particular point in time it is just... fucking annoying. Taxi service that mishear the pick-up/drop-off addresses (I swear to Kingdom Christ Come, there were a few drivers that left out numbers in the address to the student housing. They'd always try to drop me off at some condominium in a really creepy-ass area of town, and when I repeat the correct address to them in slow motion, they'd get all 'Why didn't you say so' on my ass), busses that take forever to get to the stop, and stop running at really inconvenient times, and walking... I know walking is good exercise, but... agh. I am seriously just sick and tired of relying on unreliable transportation services, and am seriously fucking DESPERATE for a personal mode of transportation, and the easiest one I can think of is a scooter. Mom respects that part, but she's too paranoid and would much rather I get my license just for driving in Kansas rather than acquire personal transportation for here in Denver that's low hassle and can actually take me where I need to go without having to either WAIT A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR FOR IT TO ARRIVE or SIT AT A BUS STOP THAT TAKES TOO LONG FOR THE RIGHT DAMN BUS TO COME ALONG!!! Goddamn!! I think I'm old enough to be able make my own decisions on what I really need right now, Mom. And what I really need right now is a reliable, easy mode of transportation so I can run my weekend errands without hassle. Like, seriously. I'm just fucking sick of Denver's sucky transit system.

WA-LU-I-GI YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:59:49 GMT

YES!! I won the Waluigi kart figurine!! The key is: NEVER LEAVE THE BIDDING MONITOR UNATTENDED. I'll be sure to take pictures when it gets mailed in.

PeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeach.

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:01:41 GMT

The Princess Peach stuff that I've bought off eBay is starting to come in. And that would have to be:

Cell phone strap.

5" figurine.

Sweet. Also, a friend of mine on dA redirected me to another Waluigi DS figurine, so double sweet.

"Why are you late?" "I got a cold in myYYEEEEE nose."

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 21:52:09 GMT

I got outbid at the last second for the Waluigi kart figurine!! Not fair. >_< I dunno where else they sell it online, but when I do find it I'm gonna get it there. With eBay you have to worry about stuff being outbid unless you can just sell it straight. However I did get some nifty Peach stuff, like a cell phone strap. So it's not all bad.

Yay...!

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:05:11 GMT

Well, I have officially moved into my new room. It's pretty big, nice, PRIVATE ROOM... just as soon as I get these DAMN BOXES unpacked!!!!111! Geez. Wiimote took the move pretty well. But you know how uppity animals can get 'OMFG THE CAGE IS MOVING WHAT TO DO SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE SQUEE' In any case, it's nice to have a room to myself rather one where I have to worry about reading doujinshis and somebody coming in.

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:49:37 GMT

Look at what I'm fighting for on eBay!

I. AM NOT. GOING. TO LOSE.

Oh my god.

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 04:55:07 GMT

I'm in love.

This is what the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie is gonna look like.

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 17:39:26 GMT

Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:55:07 GMT

So a few days ago I was talking to my dad, and we were talking about the car business again. First off, he says that the used car he might get me pretty much HAS to be an Acura because he has a good friend working at an Acura dealership. The reason? He's gonna give Dad a discount. Okay, a discount is good on a used car. But when it comes to the new car to use in college in the future... he wants to get me an SUV. And I'm talking about one of those hugeass-lots-of-seats-soccer-mom-sized SUVs. I suppose it'd be good for moving stuff around, but I can't seem to imagine myself driving around in an SUV to school by the time I'm 20 or 21. Except for field trips: 'Hey, I can give people a ride for (insert event here)! Lots of people! My car's fucking huge, dude!' LOL.

And speaking of school, some rude-ass douchebag from Structure and Proportion got expelled from the class for talking back to the professor so often. I wasn't there on week 3 because my eye was kinda messed up, but apparently the professor got so stressed and annoyed that he actually started screaming. I dunno whether I wanted to be there or not. I mean, I didn't like Flannegan too much, but I'd definitely not talk back to him. Damn.

Part 16!!! LAST PART!!!

Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:13:05 GMT

The Saga of Faith is finally complete! And here's the finale!

If you love me, say you do, I can't stop thinking about you! If I want you close to me, I'll take you where you want to be-- "SHIT!!!" Neko jumped up and fumbled around. "What time is it, what time is it, what time is it--" Her eyes finally landed on the clock... 3:45 PM. "Oh my god..." Neko picked up the phone. "Hello?" "Hey, sweetie," Waluigi said. "I'm on the Greyhound right now... I should be in at least 4:45 or so. Are you gonna be there?" "Yes, yes, of course," Neko breathed. "I'll be there." Neko looked over at Penjullu, who was still asleep. Sorry, she said to herself, then scampered off to the bathroom to take a shower. Not too long after, Mayaa walked past Neko's room and still saw Penjullu tangled in the covers. Oohhh... still asleep... I wanna get in there... wait a minute, where did Neko go? I probably shouldn't, but... Mayaa reached forward and touched Penjullu's leg, causing him to jump awake. "Mistress-- where-- Miss Mayaa?!?" "Um... hi." "Where did Mistress Neko go?" "Heh... I have no idea. I looked in here like 20 minutes ago and she was sound asleep, but now she just... disappeared. ...She probably went down to the Greyhound station already." "What?!" Penjullu ran out of the bedroom and was about to go downstairs when he suddenly ran into Neko coming out of the bathroom, wrapped in a towel. "Oh!? Mistress Neko, there you are... I'm so relieved..." Neko heaved a sigh. "Sorry for not waking you up, but I was in a hurry," she said. She stood up and walked into her room, where Mayaa was still sitting on the futon. "Oh, there you are, Neko," she said. "I thought you'd already left or something." "No, no..." Neko sighed. "But in any case I have to get down to the Greyhound station soon." "Ooohhhhh..." Mayaa sighed. "Put on something nice, like that blue thing you wore when you were TRYING to sing." "Excellent idea, Mayaa," Neko said. Penjullu gulped. "I shall accompany you to the Greyhound sta--" "No." Penjullu's eyes widened. "'N--no? But... but... why...?" "Um, Neko, need I remind you Penjullu's heart bruises easily?" Mayaa said, grimacing. Neko heaved a sigh. "I don't want him to come because I don't want him to get hurt," she said as she zipped up her skirt. "Even... though... Well, maybe I should. Waluigi should meet Penjullu in person, and vice versa." "Ho-yeah. And while we're at it, I'll come too," Mayaa said. "Some female support, eh?" "Okay. We'll all go." Then there's gonna be a huge fight... Neko added silently.

Mayaa ate a custard-filled donut while she stared at a page in a tabloid magazine. "I can't believe this," she mumbled to herself. "I mean, who reads this celebrity dish stuff? More to the point, who cares? I mean, it's-- Whoa, here we go. Another Kidnapping in Hyuson Forest! Oh, let's see who the victim is this time. Uh... Sasha, age 8... Holy shit, that's Sammy's cousin!! God, Sammy's gonna be traumatized when she reads this. Neko, get a load of this. ...Neko?" Neko grunted and waved her off. "Not now, Mayaa!" she groaned. "Ah, right, sorry," Mayaa said, shrugging and taking another bite out of the donut. "Let's hope Sammy doesn't see this, though." Penjullu rubbed Neko's hand as she stared at her feet. "Please try to relax, Mistress Neko," he said softly to her. "I'm still here..." "True that, Penjullu, but--" "MK City to Hyuson, now arriving. Once again, Mk City to Hyuson, now arriving, with service to--" "Oh my god, he's here, he's here..." Neko gasped, jumping up. "Oop..." Mayaa exclaimed. "Show time." She put the tabloid back and finished off her donut. "Mmm... meh, I'm gonna get another." She walked back to the snack stand as the Greyhound finally pulled to a stop. Penjullu clung tightly to Neko as they both watched various people get off the Greyhound. He could feel her heartbeat quickly increasing. Mayaa walked back up beside the two of them. "They ran out of custard donuts so I got a chocolate creme one. You want some?" Neko took the donut and took a few bites out of it before handing it back to Mayaa. "Oh... ohh..." Mayaa suddenly exclaimed. "I think he's finally... Yes!!" Neko gasped. "Oh my god... he's here..." Tears of excitement slid down her face. They could see Waluigi scanning the area before finally looking in their direction. Mayaa waved excitedly and motioned towards Neko. Waluigi walked towards them, a smile developing on his face. Neko pried herself loose from Penjullu and ran towards him, her arms outstretched. Mayaa smirked. "If this was a movie, this is where that super-slow-mo would start," she said. "Don't you think so, Penjullu? You can just see them slowing down?" Penjullu suddenly let out a very silent but obvious snarling noise. "Uh-oh," she muttered. "Major hurt coming up." She slipped away from the scene. "Waluigi... I've missed you so much..." Neko said. "I can tell you're happy to see me," Waluigi smiled. "Glad to have you back." "Glad to have you back." "So... it's you..." Penjullu said. Neko heaved a sigh. "And so it begins..." she muttered to herself. "You are... Waluigi?" Penjullu asked. "If so, then you are responsible of completely destroying Mistress Neko's and mine single chance of perfect harmony and happiness." "Ouch," Mayaa said. Waluigi started snickering. "You talk as if it already started. ...Did it?" Neko shook her head no. "Nothing happened." "I brought Mistress Neko to heights of passion that even you could never reach," Penjullu suddenly said. "And, she has as well." "Ohh, there he goes bragging again," Mayaa said. "That just makes him sound stupid." "You don't know what I can do," Waluigi said. "Hey, tell you what. When we get home I'll demonstrate, heh heh heh. Then we'll see whose sex she likes more." Penjullu's eyes widened, then narrowed into near slits. His ears flattened all the way, and his eyes started glowing. "How... dare... you..." "TIME OUT! STOP!!" Mayaa suddenly yelled. "Okay... the fireworks factory is about to explode here. Let's just everybody calm down, okay?" "I cannot calm down," Penjullu breathed. "I... I must have Mistress Neko back... she is... the only one... for me..." "Hey, Neko... let's go to the park, eh?" Waluigi said. "There's something I really need to tell you." "Oh... okay," Neko replied, leaning against Waluigi. Tears welled up in Penjullu's eyes as he watched the two of them walk away. "Mistress Neko!!! Please, come back!! I hoped we could stay together... please... do not turn your back on me... forever...!" I'm sorry, Penjullu, Neko thought. But sometimes... fate takes a turn for the worse for some people... But you're still in my heart regardless of what happens. "Oh come ON!" Mayaa groaned. "It isn't like she hates you, stop acting like a baby!" "But... but I... I love her more than anyone else ever will!" "Yes, yes, and that's all fine and good, but you gotta let this thing go!" The two of them argued for ten minutes before leaving the station.

Waluigi and Neko had the park to themselves... the sun had gone down and nobody was around. The two of them sat down in the grass near the lake in the middle of the park. Waluigi cleared his throat. "Neko?" "Ye-- yes?" Neko looked up at him. "What is it?" "I've been thinking about you," Waluigi continued. "About us. I mean, you've been here for months with that jealous Hypno hanging over you all the damn time, and I just wanna end this craziness once and for all." Neko's eyes widened and she let out a tiny whimper. "Now hold on, hold on, don't be gettin' all scared on me just yet," Waluigi said, snickering and patting Neko's head. "Now, here's what I really wanted to tell you here." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a tiny box. "This is what Luigi couldn't figure out... all right, here it comes. Neko... wanna marry me?" He opened the box to reveal a somewhat large diamond ring. Neko's eyes bulged out of her head. "Oh my god... I'm not... dreaming, am I?" "Nope. This is for real. So, you wanna marry me?" "....YES!!!" Neko exploded with joy. "Yes, I will!" Neko flung herself into his arms, almost knocking the two of them into the lake. "Heh heh... yeah. Come here." Waluigi sat her up and put the ring on her left finger. "How about that? It looks really good on you." "Yeah..." Neko sighed. Waluigi stood her up. "Come on, Neko. Let's go back and show your friends."

"So how did it go?" Keiko asked. Neko was speechless. She didn't know what to say, so instead she just extended out her left hand. Almost immediately everybody exploded. "HOLY SHIT!!" "IS THAT A REAL WEDDING RING?!" "ARE YOU TWO SERIOUSLY TYING THE KNOT?!" "I CAN'T WAIT!!" "YOU MUST BE TOTALLY ON CLOUD NINE, DUDE!!" "I knew they'd go nuts," Waluigi said. Neko nodded. "Well, that's just them." After everybody quieted down, Neko could hear her bedroom door close loudly. "Uh... excuse me a minute." Neko ran up to her room and opened the door. Penjullu was lying on her futon, facing the wall. He sounded like he was crying. Neko crept up to him and touched him on the arm, but instead was met with a completely unexpected reaction... "Leave me alone!!" Penjullu snapped, and his elbow slammed rather roughly into her stomach. She let out a loud gasp, toppling over. "Ugh... oww... I had no idea you'd get this pissed..." She coughed as she tried to get her breath back. Penjullu rolled over and immediately rushed to her side. "Oh no... oh no... Mistress Neko... I'm so sorry... I thought you were Miss Mayaa... oh no... I hurt you... please forgive me... I can't believe I just... hurt you, Mistress Neko... " "Ack... relax, relax. It's not that bad." Neko sat up and cleared her throat. "I know tonight has been really hard for you, so I don't blame you getting a bit uppity. But... sometimes these things just... happen." "Mistress Neko..." Penjullu sighed. He looked down at her left hand and saw the ring. "Did he...?" "Yes. Ten minutes ago." Penjullu heaved a sigh. "Mistress Neko, does this mean... I'll never be able to see you again?" Neko petted his head. "Of course not, Penjullu. Believe it or not, there's a place in my heart just for you. I'll remember everything about us... all the memories." "Oh, Mistress Neko..." Penjullu held onto her tightly. "I'll miss you... I'll always love you... but I suppose the right thing to do would be to... return to my home for now." Waluigi leaned against the door. "That's nice," he said. "So, you two are, like... long-time friends or something?" "Uh-huh," Neko replied. "Since I was three. My parents domesticated him." "Interesting." Penjullu stood up and let Neko walk him to the door. "Goodbye, Mistress Neko," he said. "Remember... I'll always love you no matter what happens. The second his feelings change, I will know... and I will be here." Waluigi snickered. "I'm not that bad," he said. Penjullu suddenly glared at him. "Yes... you are," he said. The girls let out small gasps. Waluigi still had a smirk on his face. Penjullu leaned forward and kissed Neko one last time, then teleported away. "Goodbye, Penjuu-tan," Neko said, then turned towards Waluigi. "Y'know, there's something I've been missing quite a bit..." she giggled. "I think I know where you're getting at," Waluigi said. "Come on!" The two of them ran back indoors. Vivian heaved a sigh. "And we're back to the way things were before," she said. "Come on, guys, let's leave those two alone and get some gelato."

THE END!!!

Paintbrushes

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:43:17 GMT

So I read this thing on dA's forum about how somebody got yelled at by his classmate for using squirrel-hair bristle paintbrushes, because said classmate said that those brushes mean loads of innocent squirrels died in order to make the paintbrushes. I mean, SERIOUSLY. The squirrels aren't killed to get the hair. I don't know where the hair comes from; probably the tail or something. The hair is SHAVED OFF. It's the equivalent of getting a haircut. The squirrels come out of it fine and the hair grows back, everybody goes on about their daily business. *rolls eyes* Sheesh.

Other stuff and part 15.

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:07:27 GMT

The 7th Harry Potter book comes out in two days. ...No, I'm not even considering picking it up. I've sort of phased out Harry Potter. But seriously, how funny would it be if I cut through a line of people waiting at the bookstore to get to the graphic novels and I get yelled at to go to the back of the line or some shit? I know how crazy fans can get. I'd rather not get involved.

And now... part 15! 16+.

Two weeks later, Neko was starting to get a little uppity. And, of course, that was only used in a rather figurative sense. "Geez!!" she exclaimed, pacing up and down the lunch hall. "Waluigi's kept me up to date over the phone, but GEEZ! What should I do when the time comes?!" "Uhh... I can't really tell you; but what I can tell you is maybe he's gonna ask you to meet him at the Greyhound station," Joy said. Penjullu suddenly walked down the hall towards Neko. "Mistress Neko, your bento," he said. "Ahh, give it to me! Give it to me! I am HUNGRY!!" Neko said, jumping up and down. Mayaa snickered. "'Ahh, give it to me, give it to me'? Do you have any idea what that sounds like?" "Shut up, Mayaa!" Neko said, sitting down and opening the bento. "Oh man! More rice balls!" She started shoving them into her mouth, her jumpy behavior making her more hungry. "Geh--" she suddenly choked. Penjullu's eyes bulged open at the sight, and he rushed to Neko's side. "Mistress Neko... are you okay?!" Neko fumbled for her water bottle and took big gulps of it, sighing with relief as the rice slid down her throat. "I'm okay... maybe I should eat a little slower." Penjullu sat down next to her and started rubbing her back. "Are you sure you are going to be okay?" Neko nodded. "I've just been so excited about... Well... yeah." "Yeah!!" Mayaa teased. "Waluigi's coming back, Waluigi's coming back, Neko's so happ-eeeeeeeee, Waluigi's coming back!" Penjullu looked at Mayaa and his ears flattened. "Ahh, sorry," she said, leaning back in her chair. "But that was just asking for it." "Yeah,," Vivian said. "But, yeah. I'm just glad this mess has been cleared up. Then Waluigi and Neko are going to get back together and there's a chance that he's going to ask Neko to move to MK City with him." Penjullu's eyes widened, and he looked at Neko. "So I will be unable to have access to Mistress Neko?!" "Well, that depends if MK City is within teleportation range. If it is, no problemo. If it isn't, I'm afraid to say, then yeah, you won't be able to visit her. Although I seriously doubt Waluigi wants you to stay in Neko's life." Penjullu started trembling. Vivian looked down at her udon soup and saw that the bowl was starting to shake. "Uh-oh," she said. "That asked for hurt." Penjullu's eyes started to glow and his ears flattened. "N-- no... NO!!!" The udon soup suddenly exploded in Vivian's face. "GYAAAAGH!!! Owww!! What the--!?" She fell backwards off the chair. Keiko looked down at her. "Yeah, some little burns are starting to develop on her face." "Little?!??! What are you talking about?! This shit HURTS!!" Vivian yelled. "Get me to the nurse's office! And make it snappy!" Keiko helped her up and they walked out of the cafeteria. Neko looked over at Penjullu and shook her head slowly. "Oh my god, Penjullu... what did I tell you about doing that? That didn't really matter when you attacked Koe and Ahiru, but Vivian's one of my friends," she said. "Please don't attack my friends." Mayaa's eyes landed on a tray sitting near Neko. "I'll clear the trays," she quickly said, and grabbed it and her own tray, hustling over to the tray return. "Mayaa, relax," Neko said. "I'm not going to hit Penjullu anymore. A tray is way harder than a magazine. I don't want to hurt him to that degree." As she spoke, she gently patted Penjullu's head. "Oh, good," Mayaa said. "I'm glad you're not violent like Vivian is 95% of the time." Neko nodded. "Not towards... those I cherish. Penjullu is... one of the best friends I've had in my entire life." "There you go again with those tiny, slightly confusing monologues," Mayaa said. "You say that, uh... Mr. Tall and Spicy Eggplant was the only thing you think about and talk about." "Well, you know. Excellent substitute, by the way. That's pretty damn fitting."

Vivian growled as she walked out of the nurse's office, her face covered in bandages. "I take it back," she said in a low voice. "He's got some MAJOR issues." "Calm down," Keiko said. "He just gets a little uppity." "Uppity my ass. In case you've already forgotten, he blasted hot soup all over my face, and burned it. Now I know what Waluigi's talking about when he calls Penjullu crazy. He's fuckin' unpredictable." "Oh, please." "I need to get back to class," they heard Neko say. "I'll see you after school." They noticed that they were right in front of the classroom, and since there were windows, the entire class could see Penjullu take Neko's face in his hands and kiss her. Everybody could see a blush forming on Neko's face. The girls gasped and blushed, while the boys started to snicker. "That's the craziest PDA I've ever seen," one of them said. "Nah, nah, nah... the craziest PDA I've ever seen was two students making out in some corner of the school where people rarely walked and they were, like, this close to doing it," another one said. Koe snarled at the scene and turned her head in the opposite direction. Penjullu broke the kiss and stroked Neko's hair before heading out the door. Neko slowly walked into the classroom and grimaced at the class before sitting down. "Yeeah," she said. "Sorry, guys." One of the boys leaned over and tapped Neko on the shoulder. "Hey, does that other dude... Waluigi, I think it was... does he know about this?" he asked. Neko shrugged. "Yeah, kinda. He knows Penjullu and I know each other," she replied. "It isn't that big a deal for him."

Neko lay down on her futon, talking on the phone. "One week left?" she said. "I'm so psyched. I can't wait to see you again." "Yeah, me too," Waluigi replied. "I can't stop thinking about you. I almost feel like cutting out of the tour early just to see you sooner, but they won't let me do that." "That sucks. I can't stop thinking about you either. No matter what Penjullu tries, it isn't going to get you out of my mind." "Oh god, Neko... I love you. When the time comes, I'll call you and you can come see me at the Greyhound station." Neko nodded. "I love you too. I will be there." She clicked the phone shut, tears of anxiety rolling down her face. "Oh... Waluigi..." "Ahem." Neko whipped her head around, but relaxed when she saw it was Vivian. "Oh, hi." "Listen, Neko, I just wanna talk to you personally," she said. "I'm sorry for overreacting so much this whole time. It's just that, all these relationships you're in at the moment are just crazy, you know? And after all the bad experiences I've had, I--" "All? You only had one. Although that did traumatize you." "Yeah, you're right. But, uh... yeah. After THE bad experience I've had, I just can't stand to see people get their hearts broken. Female people, that is." "Of course." "Well, anyway, yeah. Oh yeah, there was another thing. Can you help me with my homework? I'm stuck on it."

Several days passed, and Neko started getting more and more anxious. It was the last day, and Waluigi mentioned that he would be coming in that late afternoon, at about 5 PM. It was 9:30 AM, and already Neko was jumpy as anything. Mayaa leaned against her door. "Oh dear, looks like somebody doesn't need any coffee. I mean, it's 9:30 AM on a SATURDAY. You're up way too early! You usually sleep in until noon." "So what? I can't even think straight right now! Waluigi's coming back TODAY!" "Oh, that's what that is. Okay, then. At least eat something." "I don't think it'll stay down." "Hoo, boy. You really are nervous. ...YO PENJULLU! A CERTAIN SOMEBODY NEEDS A LITTLE COMFORTING!!" "Oh, god, Mayaa, don't--" Penjullu was in her room within ten seconds, and he closed the door behind him. Neko heaved a sigh. "Are you all right, Mistress Neko? You're shivering." "I'm just a little nervous is all," she said. "It's nothing." "Come here..." Penjullu held Neko against him, trying to warm her up. Instead, Neko just jittered even worse. "What's wrong? You look... sick..." Penjullu looked at Neko's face and touched it. Her mouth twitched and she suddenly pulled away. "D'OH!!" she shouted. "Mistress Neko!?" Penjullu looked shocked. "Wh-- Are you sure you're--" "I'm all uppity because Waluigi just called me like ten minutes ago and he said that he was coming back TODAY and he wanted me to meet him at the Greyhound station at like 5 PM which means you only have so much time left like six hours which really isn't that long when you think about it!" Neko said very rapidly, then inhaled deeply. "Sorry." Penjullu looked at the floor. "I see. And... you want to see him?" "Yes," Neko said. "I know this is shocking, but... it's something I can't miss." She stood up and walked out of the bedroom. "Wait... where are you going?" Penjullu said, standing up and following her. "Are you leaving me behind already?" Neko rolled her eyes. "I'm going to the kitchen for an orange," she said. Penjullu looked at his feet. "Oh." Neko sat down on the couch, turned on the TV, and started peeling the orange. Penjullu sat beside her, and rested his head against her shoulder. To his surprise, Neko didn't move away. Instead, she reached out and rested her hand on his head. "I--" she said. Penjullu looked up at Neko. "Yes?" Neko squeezed the orange, tears welling up in her eyes. Juice splattered on her shirt. "I'll... I'll miss you, Penjuu-tan. No matter what happens, I won't forget you." "Ohh... Mistress Neko... I will always... love you... and miss you..." He held Neko close to him. "Thank you... Penjullu..." Vivian walked past them, and smiled faintly... a real smile. "I know this sounds silly, but..." she said. "You two are so cute together." Neko heaved a sigh. "True. It's like the girls say... we may be the Odd Couple... even the Awkward Date... but yeah. It's been fun." "Wait a minute, who called you two the Awkward Date?" "Sammy did." "Oh. Well, it fits. ...I see you've already eaten." Neko nodded and turned back to Penjullu. "Umm... uh..." she stammered. "Can we... erm... uh... can we, you know... ahh... can we--" "Make love, Mistress Neko?" "Yeah, that thing. You know, for something to remember?" Penjullu's eyes lit up. "Of course, Mistress Neko..." He picked her up and carried her back to the futon.

Neko closed the door and turned on Call on Me. Penjullu lay on the futon. "Come here, Mistress Neko... sit on my lap." Neko blushed, and slowly straddled Penjullu. She teased the fur around his neck. "Uh..." she said. "Shall we?" "Of course, Mistress Neko." He lifted her arms up and slid her shirt off, then reached down and pulled her panties aside. "You look even better in broad daylight," he said, rubbing her skin, then running his hands down to her hips. He pressed against her, and she groaned as he felt his phallus extend inside of her. "Oooohhhh..." she moaned. "That's good." Penjullu started thrusting somewhat rapidly, and Neko's eyes bulged out. "Ohh-- oh god. Penjullu..." She planted her hands on his shoulders as he gripped her harder, starting to sweat. "Mistress Neko, you're so good..." he moaned. He started to get a little hypnotized himself, watching Neko's body bounce up and down. "Unngh..." Neko grunted. Penjullu's phallus pounded her pressure point over and over and over again. "Ahh--- oooh!!" Neko reeled backwards and let out a loud yell, spilling out everywhere. Penjullu immediately pulled her off his phallus and plunged his tongue inside her, letting her spill whatever was left into his mouth. Neko looked over and saw that Penjullu's phallus was starting to twitch, so she clamped down on it and let him come into her mouth. However, to her, it still tasted like yogurt left out in the sun. She swallowed it, gagging slightly, then turned around to face Penjullu. Both their faces were flushed. "Oh... Mistress Neko... you took me to heaven... I thank you." Penjullu held her close to him, and stroked her back as she slowly closed her eyes.

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:10:16 GMT

Hoo boy! I just had a huge scare a few minutes ago. Yesterday when I went to class, I'd picked up all my cards except for my credit card. I'd honestly thought I'd lost it. And a credit card is one of THE LAST THINGS you want to lose. So I turned my room upside down looking for it, asked the front desk if it was in the lost and found... It was in one of those friggin' invisible pockets in my purse. You know, the ones that just blend right in? I'm really glad I found it, though. But I never want something like that to happen again.

Tomorrow I plan to see Ratatouille at Cherry Creek. And when the Simpsons movie comes out, I seriously wanna see that too. I hope they make a good Family Guy movie. And I'm talking about one you can see in theaters, instead of the straight-to-DVD Stewie one. Don't get me wrong, I love that movie, but it would be awesome to see one in theaters. Speakin' of movies, though, why is a Bratz movie coming out? And at the end of 2008, a Powerpuff Girls movie is coming out. BOTH of them live action. And not to mention live action, remember that Alvin and the Chipmunks poster I put in a while back? I still can't believe they're making an AATC LIVE ACTION MOVIE. It's like Garfield. Okay, Garfield was cool, and very funny, but the Chipmunks look pretty OOC if you ask me. I mean, they look like they're about to sing hip-hop instead of 80s/90s classics. I'd probably see it just to see what it's like.

More Wii Box Designs

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:31:39 GMT

Wouldn't it be fun to have a 'bad' version of Super Mario Bros? I would pay to play it.

Like Daisy's gonna get her own game, and I doubt this particular title would sell. But Daisy fans wanted to see it.

And yes, I know the dates on the games are kinda farfetched, I just threw them in there for fun. *giggle* Especially the way late one on the Daisy game.

Coming up next, box designs for Luigi and Peach solo game sequels.

Holy crap.

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 23:56:46 GMT

You wanna see some really crazy shit?

Click here.

Part 14.

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:01:27 GMT

I don't CARE that there's a second half of basement craziness. It only lasts like 10 seconds. Soooo... PG-13. This part in a nutshell: the drama gets cleared up and Neko has a crazy dream.

"Read that one right there," Mayaa said. "Can you believe that? You just CANNOT say that. It's like saying you don't like strawberry ice cream but you wanted to try it out anyhow... just... uh... you okay? You look kinda shook up." "I... uh... I saw them," Keiko said. "Neko and Penjullu. I went down there to get my cell phone and...it was worse than what you saw. He was... he was going buck-wild on her." Mayaa let out a spluttering noise. "Holy shit! Are you serious?!" "I'm dead serious," Keiko groaned. "I've never seen anything like it. Not even in porno films." "Heh heh heh-- oh man, you're shaking. Was it seriously--" Mayaa's eyebrow twisted. "Hoo boy. I'm gonna have to take your word for it." Keiko nodded slowly.

As a finale, Penjullu grabbed hold of Neko's waist and pushed into her, shooting his load inside her once more. Neko gripped the table and exhaled loudly, collapsing as she felt herself spill out. "Uhh--" she groaned. She felt like she'd lost all feeling in her legs. Upstairs, she could hear Mayaa say, "Huh...? Oh--" followed by rapid footsteps down the stairs. "Neko, you got a pho--WHOOOOAAAA!!! Uh-- telephone." Mayaa extended Neko's cell phone out to her. "Um,,, yeah, The phone." She put it on the table next to Neko's hand and ran up the stairs. "Holy crap," she said. "Again with the--" Penjullu dismounted and Neko opened her phone, still unable to move her legs. "He--hello?" "Neko... it's me." Neko's eyes widened. "You? Wha-- Waluigi?" Penjullu's ears flattened. "Listen, Neko, I just want to apologize for any trouble Luigi may have caused you; he doesn't know what he's talking about," Waluigi said. "I have seven words for you, which is a seven you do want to be shown to you... I will never break up with you." Neko smiled. "That's so good to hear." "Yeah, Luigi got the wrong idea because I said I didn't like having that crazy Hypno around and I felt like I had to do something about it." "Ahh..." "Don't worry, Neko. I'm gonna be coming really soon. Then you'll be happy." "Yeah... happy..." Neko sighed. "Very... very... happy..." "Listen, game time's about to start, but I just thought I'd point that out. I love you, Neko... I always will." "I love you too," Neko replied, then clicked the phone shut. "I should probably take a shower," she said, trying to stand up, but instead felt her legs collapse under her weight. "Oww-- aw, crap. Gotta give 'em some time to get back to normal." She crawled up the stairs, and continued crawling to the bathroom. Vivian sat up from the couch and looked at her. "What--!? No! Walk normally; I don't want that damn splooge all over the carpet!!" "If I stand up, it'll dribble off my legs and get on the carpet," Neko replied. Vivian cringed. "Okay... disregard."

In the shower, Neko grabbed hold of the shower head, sat down on the floor, and immediately sprayed off the fluids dripping off of and out of her vaginal area. "That was insane," she muttered. "Penjullu's never done that before." "I know what it is," Keiko said from outside the door. "It's pretty obvious. Penjullu wanted to treat you to the same brand of lovin' Waluigi used to give you." "It didn't FEEL the same," Neko replied. "Besides, Waluigi just called like five minutes ago and said that Luigi was being stupid with what he said, and that he never wants to break up with me no matter what happens. Even if 'what' involves a 'jealous Hypno'." "...Oh. That's what that was. Well, that's excellent! Now that that's cleared up, you must feel better now." "Damn right. I just can't help but wonder what Waluigi had in mind for us." "Maybe he's gonna ask you to move to MK City with him," Keiko said. Neko could hear her leaning against the door. "Who knows? If that's the case, make sure to visit us every, like, two weeks or something." "Don't worry, I will. Or maybe it's gonna be the reverse. Maybe he's gonna see if he can move in here, with us." "Ooohhhh! Maybe! That'd really be something. Although I know a certain SOMEBODY who's gonna disapprove of that. But she'll just have to sit and handle it." "I know she's not gonna handle it. But she's gonna HAVE to. Geez, all that made me so exhausted. I'm gonna go to sleep after I finish." "Yeah, you do that; I can imagine." As she wobbled out of the shower room, Neko collapsed down on her futon and closed her eyes...

Neko found herself standing in front of a mirror. Mayaa stood beside her, helping her get into a rather fancy dress. As Neko looked over at her, she noticed her hair had gone back to black. She'd almost forgotten that her hair was naturally black. She wasn't wearing her trademark pink dress, either. Instead, it was green. "Oh my god, Neko, you just look so awesome," Mayaa said. "I mean, check yourself out! You look like a princess!" Neko looked at her reflection, and gasped at what she saw. Her hair had been straightened out, and she wore a dress that was a very light shade of gold with white trimmings. A silver pendant hung from around her neck. "Hold still, I gotta put this thing on your head," Mayaa said. Neko closed her eyes, and when she opened them, she had a headband that billowed out behind her, and had unusual extensions on the top that seemed to resemble ears. "Wow!" Mayaa exclaimed. "You look so cool! Okay, now come on, let's go! The show's about to start!" Mayaa led her towards the back door and hurled it open. But instead of the usual backyard, Neko could see it extend out into a large forest. About 15 feet out, she could see Vivian standing behind a tree trunk. Her hands appeared to be chained to it, but instead she appeared to be smiling, and it was a real smile instead of that fake creepy one she put on whenever she was pissed off. It was an odd sight, since Vivian rarely smiled for real anymore. In front of it stood Penjullu. Neko waved at him, but then felt Mayaa start pushing her from behind. "Go on, walk up next to him!" Neko felt a little confused. Something was happening, but it didn't quite click with her. Keiko stood on the left side of the tree, then Mayaa took her place on the right. Neko noticed that they all seemed to be in a state of hypnosis. "All right, guys," Vivian said. "What you are about to witness is the eternal union between Penjullu and Neko... he suggested this happen as soon as possible, before anything else happens." Neko's eyes bulged out of her head. "So... what you're all telling me is..." "Uh-huh," Vivian said. "Penjullu wants you to marry him!" A smile spread across her face. "This is so exciting," Keiko said in a sort of drawl. "Are you excited? I sure am!" "That's impossible... Penjullu may be able to speak, but he isn't human," Neko said. "I think this would break a huge moral code." "There's no such thing..." Penjullu said. "Nothing matters anymore... all that matters is that we can be together... forever." He took Neko's face in his hands and kissed her, holding it for what seemed like hours. When Penjullu broke it, everybody seemed to instantly snap out of their individual states of hypnosis. Mayaa's hair and dress dissolved back to their usual colors, and she started jumping up and down in frustration. "Oh come on!" she exclaimed. "That could have been me, right there!" Keiko started rapidly looking around. "Wha-- where am I? This is weird..." Vivian growled and started tugging at the handcuffs attached to the tree. "What the fuck is this!?" she shouted. "Get me out of this!! What's going on?!?" It was at that point that Neko fainted, bringing Penjullu down with her.

Neko jerked awake, panting rapidly. "Wh-- wha--" She was barely able to speak. Penjullu sat beside her. "Are you okay?" he asked her. "You look so flushed... do you have a fever?" Neko jumped up before Penjullu could touch her forehead. Keiko stood by the door. "Oh dear, I think that insane sex you treated her to frightened her," she said. Penjullu looked down. "It... it did?" Neko shook her head. "No, it did not. I just had the craziest dream ever. ...I dreamt that Penjullu and I were... you're gonna think this is the most insane thing ever... were getting married." Keiko collapsed on the floor, cracking up. "Oh my god!! That is insane!" "I don't think that'd be possible, though," Neko said, starting to calm down. "Penjullu may be extremely close to a human as you can get, but he still isn't fully a human. Although... I think... his love is strong eno--" She stopped herself when she realized Penjullu was still sitting there and turned red embarrassedly. "No..." Penjullu said, inching towards her. "It is okay to say that. My love for you is indeed that strong." Neko's eyes shifted around and she smiled slightly. "Thanks, Penjullu. I think." Mayaa suddenly walked in. "I heard that," she said. "Neko had a vision that Penjullu wanted him to marry her. Hot damn." "You were in it, Mayaa. Your hair was black and you were wearing green," Neko said. Mayaa touched her own hair. "Geh. I don't like black hair anymore. Also, green isn't my favorite color anymore." Neko rolled her eyes and started moving her legs around. She was pleased that she was able to move them normally. "But, uh... question, Penjullu. If such an opportunity arose... would you propose to Neko?" Keiko asked. "It would be a private wedding; and nobody would have to know." "Uh-huh. People would suspect something happened when they see me walking a half-Hypno-half-human child to their first day of preschool. And-- bleh. I don't even wanna think about that part." "It would be a wonderful blessing if Mistress Neko gave birth to my child," Penjullu said. "It doesn't matter what he or she looks like--" "Yeah, but, Penjullu, you've ejaculated so many times inside Neko, it's probably already happened," Mayaa pointed out. "You can never time this sort of thing properly." Neko's neck hairs stood on end. "Oh god, you're right. And Waluigi comes back in a little more than three we--" She paused when she felt Penjullu's fingers touch her mouth. "Remember... please do not mention--" "Sorry, sorry, sorry. Anyway, you know the drill," Neko continued. "Keiko... bring me the pregnancy test." Keiko's eyebrows twitched, but she went to the bathroom and opened the cabinet.

Ten minutes later, Neko stared at the test, waiting for the results. "...Egh. Negative. That was a close one." "Indeed," Vivian said. "Penjullu's gonna be sad, though." "Since when do you care about somebody of the opposite sex?" Neko said. "I thought you said they were all scum of the earth and should all be castrated at once with a giant pair of scissors." Penjullu's eyes widened. "Miss Vivian... that is so barbaric..." Vivian rolled her eyes. "Sorry, that's just my personal opinion," she said. "But, uh... Penjullu seems nice enough. Waluigi needs to stop screwing with Neko's m--" "That was Luigi!" Keiko and Neko shot back in unison. "Well, okay," Vivian said. "Now I know."

Part 13

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:44:32 GMT

Aw CRAP, this one jumps up to NC-17 for some PxN in the basement! And also, this is where the drama starts to surface.

Neko crouched sobbing in the DVD corner of Suncoast while Penjullu held her close to him, rubbing her back. "You'll be okay, Mistress Neko... I'm here for you... I will always be here... at your side... forever." Neko looked up through blurred eyes at Mayaa... she was surprised that she didn't even make a slight effort to smile. Same for Keiko. Both of them just looked dumbfounded. Vivian, on the other hand, wore an expression of pure hate on her face. The way she tried to keep her voice calm as she spoke was really creepy... "Okay... yeah, everything's going to be all right... But we'll just see how okay everything is when I go down to MK City..." "Vivian, please. I know you're big on monogamy, but you're starting to scare us," Keiko said. "Like, for real." "Also, let us not forget... this is all Penjullu's fault." Penjullu whipped his head around. "I? How is it my fault?" "If you'd never come here, this mess wouldn't have happened!" Vivian suddenly turned heel and stomped out. "Oh, for--" Mayaa sputtered. "Don't listen to her. She gets pissed at everything. That's how her brain works. Now... are you sure you're going to be okay?" Neko looked up over Penjullu's fur at her. "I... i don't know," she said. "Why this would happen, I don't know." Keiko rolled her eyes. "It was Luigi talkin'," she said. "It's probably not real. If Waluigi does call back, hear him out. Really get him to explain himself... but NOT Vivian-style. She's so fucking brutal. ...Now let's get out of here before people really start staring at us." "You stay behind..." Penjullu said. "I will take her home." "Uh... okay."

Later that night, Neko lay face down on the futon, not even bothering to undress. She didn't know what to believe; it all happened so fast and was all so crazy. She could hear footsteps approaching, then the rustling of fur against her neck. "Mistress Neko--" "No. Leave me alone." "Mistress Neko... please... look at me." Neko sniffled and slowly turned towards him. "What?" "Please... I hate to see you in such pain. Come here..." He slowly coaxed Neko towards him and held her against him. "I don't think the pain will ever go away," she said. "It's going to hurt forever..." "I'll be here... for as long as you need me." Maybe it was because it was so late at night and she had a headache, but Neko began to wonder if Penjullu was the only one she could trust at the moment. "Oh... Penjullu..." she sighed. "I... you..." "Yes?" "You've always been there for me when I was younger. And you're doing it again..." "Mistress Neko..." Penjullu nuzzled against her, stroking her face. "Let me make love to you again... it will make you feel better." Neko made a sputtering noise. "What?! It's not going to make me feel--" "Shush..." Penjullu gently placed a finger over Neko's mouth. "Make you feel better... temporarily. It will take this ordeal off your mind for now... please, Mistress Neko." Neko grimaced. "Ach... okay. I have nothing to lose anyway..." She slowly removed her clothes and lay down on the futon, closing her eyes and letting Penjullu take her...

Down in the basement, Mayaa and Keiko were watching Family Guy, and could soon hear the silent sounds of lovemaking from Neko's room. "Aww, that's sweet," Keiko sighed. "He's trying to make her feel better." "Yeah... I just wish he would get it over with, snap a few moral fibers... and HYPNOTIZE her," Mayaa said. "Just put her under ONCE. I'm pretty sure he's been aching to hear: 'Please take me, Penjullu'. You know?" "Eh... I think he doesn't want to seem like a rapist," Keiko said. "Although... yeah. That would be neat." All of a sudden, they could hear the doorbell ring. Keiko stood up and walked upstairs. "I'll get it." She opened the front door, then saw Jen holding Vivian up. "I found her wobbling out of Maneki Lucky Cat... her breath smells like a mix of green apples and vodka," she said. "How they got the drinks to her, I don't know. She may be 18, but she doesn't look a damn thing like 21." "Shuddup," Vivian slurred. "Do you... hate me too? Shuddup. I'll slam as many as I wanna, bitch." Keiko rolled her eyes. "Oh god! I knew Vivian was pissed, but... goddamn! Hey! Mayaa! It's finally happened! Vivian's finally gotten so pissed she decided to slam a few drinks! You know... ALCOHOLIC ONES!?" "Hey! Do you have to be so goddamn fucking LOUD?!" Vivian hissed. "My head hurts." Mayaa trotted upstairs. "No way! Holy crap! Vivian really IS drunk! I gotta get the camera!" "Oh please, Mayaa, not now. From what I've heard, she's not the only one who had it bad." "Yeah... poor Neko. She thinks Waluigi wants to end his relationship with her because he couldn't handle the fact that Penjullu is so protective of her." "Aww... that's terrible. Let's hope it really isn't as it seems. Now let's get Vivian over here to the couch and lie her down." As soon as everything quieted down, Jen could hear: 'Mistress Neko... oh... please say 'Penjuu-tan' again..." "Penjuu-tan! Ahh... Penjuu-tan!" Mayaa started snickering. "Oh, shit!" she squeaked. Jen's neck hairs stood on end. "Eegh... awkward moment again. I guess I'll see you guys on Monday, then."

"Thank you, Penjullu... Penjuu-tan..." Neko sighed. "I do... feel better, somewhat..." Her eyes started to close. "Thank you," she whispered. "I just want to feel... wanted..." She drifted off to sleep. Penjullu settled down next to her and stared at her face. It wasn't long before he saw a tear suddenly slide down her face. His eyes widened as he saw her expression suddenly change. He knew the feeling he'd treated her to wouldn't last very long. "I am... so sorry..." he said softly as he rested himself upon her. "He did not bring you happiness."

The next morning, Neko just stared down at her slice of melon. "You sure you're going to be okay?" Keiko said. "You look kinda..." "I think so," Neko said. She took a small spoonful of melon and was about to eat it when she felt somebody's arms wrap around her waist. "Ahh!" She jumped and dropped the spoon on the floor. She recognized it as soon as she felt the fur rustle against her neck. "Oh... Penjullu, it's you..." "Mistress Neko... good morning..." he purred as he nuzzled up against her, running his fingers through her hair. Mayaa and Keiko started giggling as they saw Neko turn a deep shade of red. "Oh god, what a perfect morning-after attitude," Keiko said. "Except this time, the genders are reversed." Neko started squirming. "Are you-- Penjullu, what are you-- are you all right? Mayaa, did you give any food or drink spiked with anything to make him act like this?" "What are you talking about? I woke up like five minutes ago," Mayaa said. "And the only thing I want at this hour is some caffiene." Keiko's eyes shifted over to her. "Yep, she's telling the truth." "Mistress Neko... I want to make love to you again..." Penjullu said, his voice sounding slightly husky. Keiko giggled, a small stream of orange juice squirting out her nose. "Morning glory, huh?" "Penjullu, it's 7:30 AM," Neko groaned. "So?" Mayaa asked. "It's good for what ails ya in the morning." "If you're going to do anything, can we please do it in the basement?" Neko stood up, pried herself loose, and walked towards the basement. Penjullu immediately followed her. "Guh... whass goin' on?" Vivian groaned from the couch. "It's-- OW! My... head... it's pounding!" "I'm not surprised; you drank like five Sour Applers to drown your anger, and this is the consequence, my friend," Keiko said.

Neko turned on a Simpsons DVD and turned it up to mask any sounds they might make. She sat down on the couch and stared at the TV. She hadn't even gotten dressed into normal clothes yet. Her hair was clipped into pigtails, and the only things she was wearing were her 'Don't Show Me the Seven' shirt and panties. She cleared her throat and looked over at Penjullu. "So are we... are we gonna get started?" she asked sleepily. "Yes, of course..." Penjullu walked up to her and rested himself on top of her again, his hands moving up her front instead of her back. He looked down at her shirt. "What does this mean, Mistress Neko?" "Oh, you wouldn't get it," Neko replied. "It's a bit of an inside joke that Keiko and I came up with at school." Neko shivered as she felt Penjullu grab ahold of her face and kiss her. She could feel him pressing against her once more, even while she still had her clothes on. "Uhh..." Neko moaned. The sensation immediately woke her up. She felt uncomfortable, but slightly turned on. Penjullu eventually sat up. "Will you perform fellatio on me?" he asked her. Eegh... Neko thought to herself. I already did that once and it tasted like... "All right," Neko sighed. She kneeled down in front of Penjullu and slowly rubbed the area between his legs. Penjullu sighed and closed his eyes. Neko leaned back as she watched his phallus extend. Seeing it from her angle, she saw it extend to at least 10 inches. She nervously took it in her hand and started moving her hand up and down on it. "Ehh..." she groaned. She leaned forward and closed her mouth around it. "You're so wonderful," Penjullu moaned. "Uhhmm-hmm," Neko mumbled. She started to deep-throat it, gripping Penjullu's waist. He started panting heavily from the sensation. All of a sudden, Neko could hear a cell phone ringing. She didn't recognize any of the ringtones, so it had to be someone else's. She looked out the corner of her eye and saw that it was Keiko's. Oh god, please don't come down here... Neko groaned and hoped the phone would stop ringing. She cringed as she head footsteps coming down the stairs. "I thought I could hear my cell phone ringing down here; I-- Oh, good lord." No!! Not another one to see us! Neko's eyes bulged out as she saw Keiko's eyes do the same. "I-- you-- oh boy--" Keiko immediately flipped her phone open. "Hello? Oh, hi, Joy. Sure, I can help you with your homework, what is it? ...Kanji? Oh boy, I suck at that. You just asked the wrong person. Uh... Neko's good at it. Hey, Neko, can you help Joy with her kanji homework?" Neko grunted angrily. "No, not right now. Like at 2," Keiko said, grimacing. "You'll be finished with each other by 2 PM?" Neko groaned, then let out a high-pitched squeal as Penjullu shot his load down her throat. Keiko saw it dribbling out of her mouth as she struggled to swallow it. "Holy crap..." she groaned. She couldn't help but watch as Neko gripped tightly onto Penjullu as she finally manage to swallow it. He made a circular motion with his finger to let Neko know he wanted her to roll over. She leaned over the coffee table and tried to concentrate on the TV. He's still not finished!? Keiko wondered to herself. If that was a normal guy, he'd be all tapped out. Penjullu pulled Neko's panties aside and inserted himself into her. As soon as he was sure he was all the way inside her, he planted his hands on Neko's shoulders and started moving at a rather high speed. Neko gasped from the sensation, gripping the table. "Ah-- ugh-- oh--" "Does it hurt, Mistress Neko?" Penjullu asked her. She shook her head. At this point it was hard to concentrate on the TV. She turned her head and saw that Keiko was still standing there. "Go away... please..." she groaned. Keiko's eyes shifted towards the stairs and she started moving towards them. At that moment, she heard Mayaa's voice. "Keiko! Hey, Keiko! You gotta read the comments on this picture! They're so funny!" Keiko gulped and ran up the stairs. "Hoo boy..." Neko heard her mutter. "I can't believe I saw that close up."

Part 12

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:15:20 GMT

Okay, HERE'S where it starts getting crazy, and we start hearing clips from Waluigi's side. PG-13.

"So as far as I know, I'm not allowed to mention Waluigi around Penjullu," Neko said the next day in class. "But I guess I can talk about him all I want around you guys. It's legal." "Excellent," Joy said. "So give us the latest scoop." Neko grimaced. "I don't know if I have any right now. But if he calls at lunch, yes." "Cool!" "Although... when the final week rolls around... maybe I should... bend the rules a little, you know?" She made a downward bending motion with her arm to emphasize it, then suddenly got pelted with an eraser at full velocity. "What the--!?" "Don't... say that!! Please, don't say that. It freaks me out," Koe sputtered. "God-fucking-damn." "What, say 'bend'?" Neko asked. "YES! Don't say that word! It... I don't wanna hear it anymore." "What is her problem?" Jen asked, her eyebrow twisting. "She must have seen something really disturbing that involved something bending, it's--" Her eyes landed on Mayaa. "Eh, I sent her that one thing I found online," she said. "A little follow-up to that head thing. ...Heh. Everybody's turnin' weaksauce on us." "Mayaa... not everybody has optic nerves of steel like you do," Sammy said. "So... yeah. Although I think Koe deserved it. Slightly." "I'm definitely bending the rules," Neko said. "When that final week rolls round, it's game on. The game is on. My man will be back, and everything will go back the way it used to be before he left for the sports fest." "What, you being gone every damn weekend?" Vivian snorted. "Because that's how it was. You'd lam out the door at around 5:30 PM on Friday, then you and Waluigi would usually go down to the mall and eat at the food court. Either that or Waluigi ordered pizza. Then you'd rent a movie or two, lounge around on the couch and watch... then once the movie wrapped up... Waluigi would take you to the bedroom, crank up some Def Leppard, and the two of you would... do it... for at least two hours. Repeat cycle for Saturday and half of Sunday." Neko turned a rich shade of red and clamped her hands together. "Oh, I'm sorry," Vivian exclaimed. "I didn't mean to embarrass you." Neko heaved a sigh. "I... miss how he used to do that... we'd do so much together. Especially when we were alone together in his apartment. That was the best ever... He was so good to me." "At least you're reminiscing before the teacher arrives," Joy said. "That's a good thing." "I thought I heard Mayaa and Keiko laughing so much upstairs but I didn't really wanna bother to go up there because Penjullu and I were in the basem--" "Oh-HO!!" Mayaa exclaimed, jumping up. "YOU were just reminiscing about how much you pined for Waluigi, but NOW we hear that you and Penjullu were down together alone in the BASEMENT of all places!" Neko's face crunched up. "We were watching Family Guy," she said. "We do have a TV and a DVD player down there, you know. "Then tell me why you didn't come back upstairs." "I fell asleep somewhere during the third episode on the disc. Hypno fur does seem to have that effect." "Well, your voice didn't skip; you must be telling the truth." At that moment, the teacher came in and started writing on the board. "What did you mean, 'fur--" Keiko whispered. "I had my head on his shoulder," Neko replied. "It was really soft."

"You can't be serious. He hates me THAT much?!" Waluigi exclaimed. "Somebody was swinging his pendulum in front of a mirror." He held the phone away from his ear briefly as he heard Mayaa start cracking up loudly. "Why am I not surprised you would laugh at that!?" Neko yelled at her, then resumed talking. "I know it sounds ugly, but he knows he doesn't have much time left, and he's starting to get uppity about it. But I did say to the girls, as soon as that final week rolls around, it's game on. You're gonna be all I think about. Penjullu is--" "Mistress Neko, here is your bento." "Uh-- thank you. I'll eat it when I get off the phone in a few seconds. ...You still there?" "Yep. Sounds like HE'S there." "Uh. Yeah. He brings lunch sometimes." "My break's almost over, so... I'll see you in four weeks." "SEE ME in four weeks!?" Neko exclaimed. "You're coming?!?" "Of course I am," Waluigi said. "What did you think? ...Yeah, I'll see you later. Love you." He hung up the phone and put it back in his bag. Luigi walked up to him. "Talking to that girl again?" "Yeah... she's having some problems over there." "Oh yeah, the jealous Hypno. You told me." Waluigi heaved a sigh. "There's something I really feel I need to do with her... I don't know how she's gonna react though. Or how her friends are gonna react; I know how they can be. Always freaking out." Luigi's eyes widened. "Wh-- what are you going to do?" "Weege, you know how I feel about her; YOU figure it out!" With that, he picked up his racket and walked onto the field. Luigi's mouth drooped. "He made it sound like bad news."

Neko heaved a sigh as she put her phone back in her pocket and opened the bento. "Let's see here. Eggs, rice balls, strawberries... awesome." "So what did HE want?" Vivian asked, pointing to Neko's phone. "Oh you know, the usual... just checking how I'm doing, like he does," Neko said, eating one of the eggs. "He sounded a little listless this time round, though. Like something was bothering him." "Hmm..." Keiko said. "Maybe he's just having a rough time out there. There's always that factor." "True. And oh god, Penjullu... I LOVE hard-boiled eggs. They're the best ever!" "Heh heh heh. Oh, Neko, are you participating in that ramen contest tonight?" "Hell yes! It is gonna be FUUUUUUUN! I can't wait!" "I am going to be there to watch," Penjullu said. "Ohh is that so?" Mayaa said. "You won't believe how much Neko can fit into her mouth! But are YOU too much for her or something? Because I-- uh-oh." Mayaa could hear everybody's utensils clattering as soon as she said that. Oh crap! I forgot I was not supposed to-- She cleared her throat. "Apparently Hypnos have CRAZY girth. Neko wouldn't be able to handle it, nor would any of you. In the case of the alpha males... we're talking about soda can size here." Joy looked down at her can of PomBlu. "Does... anybody want this now?" Neko rolled her eyes and took the can. "PomBlu juice is my favorite anyhow." "Way to go on that anatomy lecture, Mayaa," Vivian said. "You could've saved it for AFTER lunch!?" "Although a few unfortunates, in their book anyway, found that out the hard way. KOE should know a thing or two about THAT!" With that, she started laughing and walked away. Sammy grimaced down at the empty PomBlu can. "Uhh... boy."

As they walked home, Mayaa continued to keep the same giddy smile on her face. "Hah hah! My lecture followed IMMEDIATELY by a lecture in class, and Keiko falls asleep... starts DREAMING about it!! I could tell! Vivian has a nightmare, that's one thing. But Keiko having a sex dream? Now that's SOMETHING!!" "You put it in my head," Keiko said. "And it's gonna STAY there 'cuz of you." "That's me, mistress of PUTTING THINGS IN YOUR MIND!" Mayaa laughed even harder. "Neko, you up for that ramen tonight?" "What do you think? Of course I am! I just have to drop my stuff off, change, and then go. I am READY. And oh yeah, drag Penjullu along." "'Drag'? You sound so unenthusiastic," Vivian said. Neko sighed. "Here's the thing. He doesn't know it's a speed eating contest. I know it, you know it... he's gonna think I'll choke within 2 minutes." "Oh yeah. Forgot that factor." Vivian sighed. "Hopefully he'll stay out of you hair for this. I know he doesn't want ANOTHER magazine over his head." "Vivian, I'm not going to be hitting him," Neko shot. "I'm not going to hit him... ever again..." "Aww," Keiko sighed. "Okay, we'll go too. Keep an eye on things." "Oh, co-- All right. But don't do anything crazy."

It turned out Vivian and Penjullu were the only ones sitting quietly. It wasn't even ten minutes before starting time and Mayaa and Keiko were already squawking. "I KNOW Neko's gonna come out on top. When she's as crazy for ramen like she is, it's in the BAG, bee-yatch." Mayaa snapped her fingers. "Just watch. Her mouth is gonna absorb it." Neko looked to the right and spotted another girl from school... Saran. "Hey, Saran. What'cha doing here?" "I'm here to show all those girls back at school that I so CAN eat loads of stuff! Just because I'm like 4'8"... they think I can't do shit when it comes to food." "So that makes two four-footers in the school," Vivian said. "I'm gonna die if somebody says they're THREE foot something." "Hey, there's quite a few boys here, too. That knocks Neko down a couple pegs..." Keiko pointed out. "Eh, whatever. I know Neko's gonna at least come in SECOND if that's the case." "Everybody... are you READY!?" Neko nodded. Saran readied herself above her bowl. "GO!!" Neko immediately shoved a huge clump into her mouth. Penjullu's eyes bulged out. "That-- she-- that's too much to consume all at once!" "Oh, it is NOT," Mayaa said. "Besides, you're one to talk." "She is going to choke!" "For fuck's sake, Penjullu, will you chill? Don't pull her out of this," Vivian snapped. "She's already gotten started and she seems to be on top!" "But-- but-- ohh-- Please get Mistress Neko some water!" Penjullu called out. "She needs some water!" Neko rolled her eyes and shoved another clump into her mouth. When she looked to one side of the bowl, she could see a glass of water. "Okay," she mumbled, moving on to the meat strips. Penjullu looked over and could see one of the boys fall out of his chair. "That could have been Mistress Neko..." he said. "Are you sure she's going to be--" "WOOOO!! One down! Three to go!" Mayaa cheered. Neko continued to shove meat into her mouth, occasionally taking drinks. "YEAH, NEKO!!" Keiko yelled. "Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Come on, Penjullu, show a little enthusiasm!" "Told you that stuff just sucks into her!" Mayaa was jumping up and down at this point. Out of the corner of her eye, Neko could see the boy next to her hiccup. Ten seconds later he pitched forward and vomited right back into his bowl. Neko moved her own bowl out of the way and resumed eating. Mayaa fell over, laughing uncontrollably. "Did you see that?" "Yes, we saw, now sit down," Vivian sighed. "Down to two. It all comes down to this." Saran looked over at Neko, who was drinking the soup. "I'm not even at that point!" She started eating at top speed, but suddenly stopped when she felt her stomach clench. "Oh god! Oh crap! I'm not gonna--" Saran toppled out of the chair and vomited. "Ohh, that was GREAT!" Keiko said. "The winner... and still champion! NEEEEEE-KOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Neko put her own bowl down and smiled. "I'm not even sick," she said. "Not even close. ...And I won $50! Who wants to go to Suncoast!?" "Yes! Let's celebrate!" Mayaa cheered.

"Waluigi, can I use your phone, please?" Luigi asked later that night. "Mine's, uh... broken." Waluigi rolled his eyes. "Oh, it is not," he said. "What'd you do, use it as a tennis ball or some shit?" "Okay, okay, okay, it's not broken. But the battery's dead. And I'm not making that part up. Pleeeeeeeease? I just need to make a quick call and that's it." "Oh, all right. You have five minutes. I'm gonna go take a shower. My phone's right there." Luigi picked it up. One of these must be Neko's speed dial... he said to himself. He slowly pushed the 1 button, and the name Neko appeared on the screen. "Oh, excellent." He pushed talk and walked out of the locker room. It's ringing... it's ringing... "Hi, Waluigi," Neko said in a sort of sing-songy tone. Luigi blushed. This was the first time he'd heard Neko's voice. "Um... no, I'm not Waluigi... this is Luigi." "Lu-- ohh! Yeah, Waluigi hangs out with you sometimes. What's up?" "Oh, I don't really know how to say this," Luigi said. "I was talking to Waluigi this afternoon. He said that... eh... he said that there was something he thought he really should tell when the break is over... like when it ends; I know he wants to do it in person." "Uh... huh." "He also said something about your friends overreacting to it... and even the possibility of you overreacting to it." "Did he say what that thing was?" "No, he said that I should figure it out for myself. But his tone of voice... he sounded pretty serious. And you having all these problems with the jealous Hypno... it's so nerve-wracking for him." "Wh-- what are you trying to say?" "Um... I really bad for telling you this first, but... I think Waluigi... wants to end it with you!" There was dead silence on the other end for about 90 seconds. "Hello? Are you... okay?" "B--but that can't be!" Neko sounded extremely panicked. "He said he was coming to see me in four--" "So he can do it in person." "But YOU called ME and gave me this news YOURself!! Did he... were you set up to that!?" Luigi could hear voices in the background. "What's going on?" "Mistress Neko... what is he saying to you?" "Dude, you're yelling... what's wrong?" "I'm sorry..." Luigi said. "Whatever," Neko said, sounding broken. "I had just won a damn contest, and then you tell me this... way to fucking go." The line clicked shut. "Uh-oh..." Luigi muttered. He thought it was for the best, but after realizing he'd just royally pissed Neko off, he felt pretty bad. He slowly walked back into the locker room and returned the phone. Waluigi walked out of the shower, a towel wrapped around his waist. "Okay. Who did you call?" he asked. Luigi immediately clammed up. "Oh god. If you called Daisy--" "No, I called... your girlfriend." "...what?" "I think I figured out what you were going to do with her, and I thought it would be for the best if she found out." Waluigi's eyes narrowed. "What did you tell her?" Luigi clammed up again. "I, uh.... it sounded like you wanted to end it with her, so--" He immediately jumped out of the way as Waluigi attacked him with a tennis ball. "What the fuck!? THAT'S what you told Neko?!? What's wrong with you?! I wasn't going to do that!" "Well, what WERE you going to do?! You can tell me--" "Like hell I'm gonna tell you now; what am I going to tell HER?" "Don't-- wh--" Luigi scampered out the door in a panic. Waluigi sat down and looked at his phone. "What am I going to tell her?"

Fun with Adobe Illustrator part 2

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:00:04 GMT

This next part features various Nintendo and OC-princesses in the Super Princess Peach style that I also pieced together in Adobe Illustrator.

Nintendo

Daisy

Princess Eclair (Paper Mario: TTYD)

Friends from DeviantArt's OCs

Midori

Kanaki

Lele

Lily

Fira

Twinkle

...And of course:

Neko

Fun with Adobe Illustrator

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:27:08 GMT

Presenting... renderings of Mario Party characters that I did in Adobe Illustrator for fun! You might have to click on some of them to get a nice close look at the detail.

Waluigi (Time taken: 9 hours)

Luigi (Time taken: 9 hours)

Toadette (Time taken: 8 hours)

Princess Peach (Time taken: 10 hours)

Yoshi (Time taken: 6 hours)

Daisy (Time taken: 8 hours)

...Why does the Daisy one look different? ...You know how the rabid fan kept bugging me about having access to official images of Daisy so I can draw her 'correctly'? Well, I recolored her crown and eyes to match my coloring style on Daisy JUST TO PISS HIM OFF. *ROFL* Unfortunately all these got taken off DA due to the use of official copyrighted pictures as references, so he never got to see it.

Part 11

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:00:50 GMT

Wow, it's PG-13 again! Yay!

Mayaa walked down the street with Sammy. She'd showed up at her door last night with the words: 'Can I crash here? Neko's probably really pissed at me and I don't want her to kill me in my sleep.' "That was crazy," Sammy said. "I hope Neko forgives you." Vivian and Keiko caught up to them, panting. "Ohhhh boy, Mayaa, you are in so much trouble," Vivian said. "What for?" Mayaa asked. "Oh, yeah. Neko's mad at me for checking out the action." "Why did you do that, though? It was fun the first time round, sure, but you seem to want to watch all the time. Is it, like... some weird compulsive thing?" Mayaa shrugged and let out a short laugh. "Maybe. Ahh. Let's hope this blows over with Neko really--" "MAAAAA-YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Neko suddenly charged towards the group in full-on attack mode, her bookbag raised and ready to strike. "Yeow! Holy crap!" Sammy exclaimed. "Let's get out of here!" All the girls scattered as Neko barreled straight at Mayaa. "Hey, hey, hey, whoa! I said I was sorry!" "What the fuck does THAT change?! You saw what Penjullu and I were doing!! Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is?! You saw what he was doing... what I was doing!! And you were with Sammy!? Now she knows!!" "Actually, Mayaa never told me anything, but... now I'm a little curious," Sammy said. "Wow," Keiko muttered to Vivian. "I've heard of keeping stuff in the closet, but Neko seems to have a particularly big issue with that." "Neko! Hey!" Vivian stepped in front of Neko, causing her to skid to a stop. "Will you just... calm... down?! I... I know it's really embarrassing that Mayaa saw what you were doing, but it isn't a big deal... at least I don't..." "Not a big deal?! Not a big deal, you say," Neko exclaimed. "Of course it's a big deal! That sort of thing should not be seen by anyone! Even if it was recorded I probably wouldn't want to watch the playback! Now Mayaa knows... Sammy probably knows..." "Nope." "Friggin'... dangerous combination! I wouldn't be surprised if it pops up on YouTube." Mayaa snorted. "Dude, even I know that you can't put porn on YouTube--" "No. I don't care about that. This isn't about what's on YouTube. This is about what you saw me and Penjullu doing," Neko said in a low voice, her face starting to turn red. "Yes, Vivian, it is a very big deal. And Mayaa... until you learn to keep your voyeurism under control, we are not on speaking terms." With that, she plodded off. Mayaa stared after her. "Aw man!!" she groaned. "Neko's mad for real! This sucks!" Sammy walked up to her. "Hey, Mayaa, just between us... what did you see?" Mayaa heaved a sigh. "Ehh... nothing that interesting," she said.

When Mayaa walked into the classroom, she saw Joy sitting in her usual seat that was near Neko, Vivian, and Keiko. Neko was staring at a piece of paper she was drawing something on. As she walked past, she noticed that Neko was drawing a picture of Waluigi. Keiko was watching her. "You really do miss him, don't you?" she asked. Neko nodded. "These are gonna be the slowest five weeks ever," she sighed. Mayaa could see her pop another spearmint Lifesaver into her mouth. "Again?" Vivian said. "Neko, you've been putting those away ever since this morning. Any particular reason you're eating so many mints?" "No," Neko mumbled. "It's nothing."

Later at lunch, Mayaa sat down at the opposite end of the table, trying to stay away from Neko. She stared down at her bowl of curry noodles. "This is one of my favorite foods and yet I don't really feel like eating..." Keiko plopped down next to her with the same food. "Hey, Mayaa. I decided to let the sane people sit on their side of the table." She dug into her bowl and slurped up the noodles. Mayaa just blinked as the sauce splattered her face. "What's wrong?" "Eh... I feel kinda bad about spying on Neko and Penjullu. It was pretty exciting, but I had no idea she would get THIS pissed." Keiko heaved a sigh. "Geez, Mayaa, everybody's become so wedded to your usual giggly-bubbly personality it's so unfitting to see you so bummed out. ...Now, see, at that precise moment you would have made a crack about that 'unfitting' thing. For god's sakes, Mayaa, this is SO not like you!" "Yeah, I know, I'm pretty shocked at myself, too," Mayaa said, smiling slightly. "I just want to find a good way to apologize to Neko, but she doesn't wanna talk to me." "Who says you have to apologize to Neko? Hell, if I was you, I'd apologize to Penjullu first." Mayaa started shivering. "What's wrong?" "Aaaaaaaangh!!" Mayaa yelled. "Oh god!! After seeing what he and Neko were doing together... oh god, Keiko, I want him! I can't look at him the same way anymore! This is precisely why I want these five weeks to speed up... so Waluigi gets back into the picture and Neko's life... and then I could have Penjullu! But he doesn't want me because he's so attached to Neko!" "So... what is this, you're suddenly sick of the action you get in Hyuson Forest?" "Hell no! I'm just sayin', a little domestic excitement is something I could really enj--" "No, Mayaa," Neko said. "That isn't a good idea." Mayaa started shoving noodles into her mouth. "Look who's talking, Miss He's-Touching-Me,-What-The-Hell-Should-I-Do! Never had you pegged as a pr-- hey, you're talking! ...I know it sounds ugly, but my frustration will linger for as long as it will. And hooooo-boy... I am really, really, REALLY hot and bothered right now."

On the way out, the group passed Koe and Ahiru. Neko still refused to walk near Mayaa. Mayaa walked next to Keiko instead. "It's okay... just apologize to Penjullu, and if you start to get uppity, I'll keep a nice firm grip on you." Mayaa twitched. "Nice... firm... grip... ooogh! Why'd you have to say that?!" "Now there's the Mayaa we know." "Hey, just heard it over the squawk box," Ahiru said. "THREE of Neko's relationships failed." "Oh, they did not," Mayaa said. "Wait a minute, three?" "Yeah. You. I saw the two of you fighting," Koe added. "I thought Neko couldn't sink any lower... but she's finally gotten just as bad as you have." "Whoa, hang on!" Mayaa exclaimed. "I don't blame Neko for trying out a walk on the wild side. It's an acquired sensation, trust me. But she isn't me." "Uh-huh. Both you and her have gotten VERY accustomed to it VERY quickly." "Only me, ya green-eyed yutz! Neko's still squeamish about it! I mean, sure, she's done some crazy things, but apparently it takes about five minutes of persuasion for her to lighten up." Koe slid down from the fence. "Minutes? Don't you mean seconds? I don't believe what you're saying in the slightest. In my opinion, Neko's one the most indecisive, confused... desperate... girls I have met. Ever." Mayaa's eyes widened. "Uh-huh... I see how this is. I guess I'll just... go..." She slowly started to turn away. Koe smirked. "Huh... I guess I showed that little weakling the what-fo--" She was cut off when Mayaa suddenly turned around and slapped her upside the forehead at full speed. "HAH! Weren't expecting that, were ya!? The element of surprise never fails. Now remember... say any more stupid stuff and you're in for another bruisin'!" Neko walked up to the scene. "Geez, Mayaa... I had no idea how much you valued our friendship," she said. Mayaa smiled. "Come on! We've been hanging together since we were five," she said. "It's high time I did the sticking-up-for-someone deal. And it was FUN. Now let's all go home all together, like we should. ...Oh, and by the way, Neko, now that I have your attention... I'm really sorry about what happened last night. I know I get excited a few times, but... I'll never peep on you and Penjullu again." "Thanks, Mayaa."

When the girls walked into the house, the first thing they saw was Jen sitting next to Penjullu on the couch about to give him something. "Huh?" Neko suddenly exclaimed. "Oh, hey, Neko--" Jen said, but was cut off when Neko interrupted her. "What are you doing here?" she asked. "And what were you about to give Penjullu?" "Um... whoa, this is... awkward..." Jen stuttered. "I was going to ask him to give you back the notepad I'd borrowed from you when you got back, but now you're here, and now I can just give it to you now that you are." She put it down on the table, next to a tray of ready-made rice balls. "I'm sorry, Neko, I... I had no idea that you were so protective of Penjullu. Well, see you tomorrow." With that, she walked out the door. "Wha-- I really don't... see what the big deal is, I was just askin'..." Neko said. Mayaa suddenly started laughing. "That was so funny!" she said. "Jen thought... Jen thought you thought she was trying to hook up with Penjullu! That was just hilarious!! You should have seen her face when she lammed outta here, that was... ahh, geez." She cleared her throat. "Yeah." Neko rolled her eyes. "Maybe my voice sounded weird," she said as she sat down on the couch and was about to pick up a rice ball when she noticed the rice looked coated in something. "Wh-- what's that stuff? Penjullu, what did you put on the rice balls?" Mayaa reached forward and took a chunk out of one of the rice balls, tasting it. "Mmmm!!" she moaned. "Oh god, let me have the whole thing!" She shoved the rest of it into her mouth, then slid into a chair, moaning and chewing slowly. "I'm gonna take the rest of the tray into my room so I can eat while I do my homework," Neko said. "Ah, do you enjoy it, Miss Mayaa?" Penjullu asked her. "Hell yeah," Mayaa said. "What is it?" "I hope you don't mind me borrowing your seasoning paste, though, Miss Mayaa; that is what I brushed on the rice balls. I discovered it in the refrigerator." Vivian pulled a face. "Is he talking about that salty yogurt Mayaa drinks all the time?!" "What seasoning pa-- Ohh! I know what you're talking about! Yeah, Sammy let me borrow that. She uses it on her rice balls, and recommended it to me, and yeah, it is some tasty stuff. I think it's lemon-pepper or something." "Oh, so that's what that is. That would explain why Neko did go into a major spitting frenzy," Keiko said. As Mayaa finished off the riceball, she noticed a tiny splatter of seasoning on Penjullu's waist. "Um... Penjullu... you have a little thingy of paste stuff on you there," she said. Penjullu looked down. "Ah, you're right, Miss Ma--" He got cut off when Mayaa suddenly jumped forward, knocking Penjullu back onto the couch. Vivian and Keiko stared with disbelief as Mayaa attached her mouth to the seasoning stain. After about ten seconds she pulled away, a slightly deranged grin on her face. "Ehehehe... I got away with it... I guess that solves that quick fix..." She suddenly barreled out the door in the direction of Hyuson Forest. "Now off for the rest of my fix!!" "Uh... erm... I am just so glad Neko didn't see that." They could hear talking from Neko's room. "Mayaa did what? ...Uh. And Waluigi thinks you're out of control." "Mistress Neko... please... I do not wish to hear... that particular name." "Hm!? Er... umm... sorry. If that makes your uncomfortable I apologize." "Uh-oh," Keiko said. "Penjullu no likey Waluigi. That's... that's bad news. I don't wanna know what's gonna happen when Waluigi comes back and he has to see 'Mistress Neko' just EXPLODE with happiness and excitement." "That's gonna break his already-damaged heart."

Part 10!

Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:14:42 GMT

The Saga of Faith continues! ...Rated R... for bedroom play... AGAIN!! Part 11 won't have any, trust me! XD

"...So pretty much what the girls wanted me to do, Penjullu, is spend as much of my free time with you as I possibly can," Neko said, walking down the street. It was daylight, so the swarm of Hypnos around the forest had reduced, and Neko felt safe. Still, Penjullu wrapped his arm around her own, gripping her hand, letting her feel secure. "I will always protect you," Penjullu said. "No matter what." Neko nodded. "That's good to know. ...So, I thought I might start by letting you tag along with me to the grocery st--" She paused as she saw a sign in front of the ramen bar. "It's that ramen eating contest!!" she exclaimed. She tugged Penjullu over. "I gotta sign up for this." "What is the purpose of this particular contest?" "Well, whoever finishes first wins a cash prize. Like $50. It's fun." "Ahh," Penjullu replied, nodding. Neko wrote her name down. "And I... am going to invite you over to watch," she said, petting him on the head. "How 'bout it, hmm?" Penjullu smiled. "Of course, Mistress Neko," he said. "Anything for you." Neko smirked at that remark, but shook it off. As funny as it sounded, it just didn't seem to be in her nature to take advantage of that. "So I gotta be back here same time tomorrow for the contest." She decided not to tell Penjullu it was a speed-eating contest. She was more than aware of Penjullu's fear that she would get injured in some manner, and she didn't want to miss out. She'd entered the contest before and Waluigi watched... nothing went wrong. "Okay, now what Vivian wants me to get some rice, green onions and soy sauce because she wanted to make egg fried rice tonight, being that it's her turn to make dinner tonight," Neko said, looking at the list. "Keiko wanted a small watermelon, and Mayaa wanted more unflavored yogurt. ...She always puts at least a tablespoon of salt in it for some reason." Penjullu looked at his feet. "Miss Vivian is cooking tonight? ...Of course, your cooking always tastes the best." Neko looked over at him. "Thanks, man!" She petted him on the head, making him smile. The two of them suddenly saw Ahiru sitting on a bench, eating a Snickers ice-cream bar. "Aw crap," Neko muttered. Penjullu looked up at her. "Is something wrong?" "Yeah, there's something wrong. Ahiru is Koe's best friend. ...Just ignore her." Unfortunately, Ahiru didn't do the same. "Well, if it isn't the infidel. Koe told me all about this business between you two. I seriously hope both of your relationships fail." Penjullu's eyes widened. "A lowly creature such as yourself should not show your face to someone as refined and beautiful as Mistress Neko," he said in a low voice. "You are extremely unsightly and completely unworthy of being on the same ground as she." "Whoa," Neko muttered. Ahiru had always been the least attractive girl in school due to her unkempt hair, thick glasses, pimply face and large front teeth, but she could tell that, in Penjullu's opinion, Ahiru must have looked like a cave-dwelling troll in comparison to herself. "Yeah... um... we've gotta go now," Neko said, slowly leaving the scene. Penjullu followed her, but looked back at Ahiru, who was taking a bite out of the ice-cream bar, then narrowed his eyes. It exploded in her mouth, caramel and ice cream spraying out of her nose, and her eyes bulged out. "Acckgh... brain... freeze..." she choked. "Geez, Penjullu, you really gotta cut that out," Neko muttered. Penjullu looked at her. "Mistress Neko, my purpose is to protect you from all harm," he said. "And do that I shall." "I really appreciate that. But I don't want you to kill anybody in the process." "...Yes, Mistress Neko. I shall... be more careful." Neko's eyes shifted around. I know he really loves me and wants to protect me, but... I know one of these days he's gonna cross the line, she thought.

As Neko walked into the grocery store, she peered over and noticed another familiar face... Joy. "Hey, Joy!" Neko called out. Joy looked over and bounced over to them. "Well hi! Hee hee, the original Odd Couple!" "Hah. Well, that's better than what Sammy said. What's up?" "Ahh, I'm here with my cousin Mitchy and her boyfriend. Although I gotta say their relationship is starting to fall apart. They've been going on and off for ages." "Ugh. That's no good. Let's... uh... hope Penjullu doesn't see that." "What's wrong with Penjullu seeing?" "Well, apparently he's real big on monogamy. I mean, once he saw two complete stran-- well, they weren't complete strangers; I recognized them from school, even though they're not in our class. Well, they were about to break up and Penjullu attacked the dude." "Daaaaaamn!" Joy exclaimed. "Wait, there's my cousin." She motioned over to a blue-haired girl with a tall boy standing next to her. "They seem fine," Neko said, peering over at him. Joy made a small noise. "Hm. Just you wait." Mitchy started to move towards the deli aisle when the boy tugged rather roughly on her arm. "Hey! What did I just say? Only move when I tell you to move. Stay... the fuck... put!!" Neko let out a low groan. "Fuckin' dick. Controlling her every move? What kind of-- oops, I hope Penjullu didn't hear that part." "Actually, I don't see him anywhere. That's weird, he's always by your side, from what I know," Joy said. "Look who else isn't staying put, heh." "Uh-huh. And-- wait, where's my basket? I set my basket down right there by my fee--" She felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned around, and Penjullu presented her with the grocery basket, full of everything on the list. "Uh--" Neko stuttered. "Thanks! Wow, you're fast, Penjullu. That was only like 10 minutes." "Hahaha... I just know that if Mayaa were here she'd make a sexual joke about that," Joy giggled. "Ahh... if only human males were that helpful. You've got it made, my friend. ...I should go to MK City or wherever Penjullu lives now for a man. The guys from school are either taken, gay, or don't find me their type. It's so difficult!" "Don't worry, Joy. There's always that one special person for everybody," Neko said, then headed towards the checkout. Joy heaved a sigh. "Yeah, you're right," she said. "Although in your case, it's two."

Penjullu stared blankly down at the heap of rice in his bowl and poked it with his spoon. "You okay, dude?" Keiko asked him. "Are you not hungry?" "It does not taste the same... as if Mistress Neko would make it." Vivian plunked her glass down on the table. "Oh, just eat the food, Penjullu, it isn't going to kill you! ...Although I do apologize if the rice is a little clumpy, guys." "Not that bad," Neko said. "Although, Penjullu, I haven't made egg fried rice since you've been here. Tell you what... since tomorrow is my turn to cook dinner... if you eat that, tomorrow I'll make egg fried rice especially for you." "You'd do that... for me?" "Yup." "Ohh... Mistress Neko..." His eyes glazed over and he started eating the rice. "I love you, Mistress Neko. So much." "Wow. Penjullu must think Neko hung the damn moon," Vivian muttered. "That love can get suffocating after a while."

After dinner, Mayaa pulled Penjullu aside. "Hey, Penjullu, listen up." "What, Miss Mayaa?" "Heh. You know these five weeks aren't gonna last long, so for the end of each one, I suggest you have sex with Neko in five different ways," she said, snickering. "Hey. It's only fair. And since it's Saturday, you can start today!" "Only if Mistress Neko wants to. ...What do you mean, five different ways?" "Umm... okay. Neko really likes it when she gets licked between the legs. Her BIGGEST turn on, EVER." "Hmmm." "Start off with that... and only that. It will blow her effin' mind, I tell you." "I do want to bring Mistress Neko to the utmost heights of pleasure, yes." "Oh, good!" Mayaa smiled, then got a seductive look in her eyes. "You know, Penjullu... if you promise not to tell anybody... I'll let you practice on me? How about it... it's good for what ails ya." "No, Miss Mayaa. I will never surrender myself to another," Penjullu said. "The secretions of Mistress Neko are of the sweetest nectar. Due to all the salted yogurt you have ingested, yours probably taste the same." "Huh?! Hmmmmph!" Mayaa exclaimed. "It does NOT! ...Man, whatever. You're no fun."

"Mistress Neko?" Penjullu asked Neko that night. "May I..." Neko heaved a sigh. "What, already?" "Miss Mayaa suggested we... make the most of our time together." "Ahh... of COURSE Mayaa would say that. What were you thinking about doing?" "Mistress Neko, may I perform cunnilingus on you? I promise I will only do that." Neko grimaced. "Cu-- wh--" She knew Mayaa had told Penjullu her top, number-one turn on. "Ahh... okay. It isn't like it's gonna hurt anything. I suppose it's only fair; Vivian did say we should spend as much time together as we should." "I very much agree, Mistress Neko," Penjullu said, crouching down in front of Neko and gently pulling off her panties. She closed her eyes, then jumped as she felt Penjullu's mouth touch her opening. "Whoa!! What was... that feels... that feels cold!" "Miss Keiko advised me to eat an ice cube prior to this," Penjullu said. "I do not know why. She claimed it increases the feeling of the stimulation." "You... don't say. Oh well. Keep going." She moaned as she felt Penjullu insert his tongue inside her, swirling it around, tasting her. "Ohh... mmh..." Penjullu moaned, rubbing her inner thigh. Neko heaved a sigh and gripped the pillow. "Uhh... oooooohhh..." she groaned. Her legs started twitching as the sensations started to grow. "Oooohhh!! Oh god... Penjullu... Penjuu-tan..." She bucked as she felt him move up to her clitoris, gasping in pleasure. "Oh! Holy crap... the feeling... from the ice... it's so..." Penjullu kept a grip on her legs as he continued to kiss and gently suck her clitoris, his fur brushing up against her. "Mmmmmmph..." Neko gripped the bed even more. "Uhh... ah... oh... ooohh..." Her eyes widened as she felt Penjullu kneel up and lift Neko's body with him, keeping a rather firm grip on her waist and continuing to eat. His fur brushed against her even more, and her toes curled. "That... that's... ugh... oh, that feels..." Out of the corner of her eye she saw Penjullu's phallus start to retract. She'd never actually looked at it, and was shocked by what she saw. "Geeegh..." she groaned. "What am I supposed to do with--" Her hand nervously reached out to it and wrapped around it. Penjullu's eyes widened. "Mistress Neko..." "It's okay... it's okay... it's supposed to make... you... feel good..." Neko gulped and started moving her hand up and down on Penjullu's phallus. It appeared to be coated in a sort of natural lubricant. "Mistress Neko... that does... feel good..." Penjullu said. I wish I could say the same... it feels... slimy... Neko thought to herself. She winced as she struggled to bring her face closer to it and slowly closed her mouth around it. It tasted less than pleasant, and Neko started choking on it. "Mmpgh... gmmph... gllp..." Saliva poured from her mouth as she struggled to relax her mouth. She gripped onto Penjullu's back, nearly putting scratch marks into it. "Are you... okay?" Penjullu asked her. Neko slowly nodded and started to move up and down on it. Penjullu shut his eyes tightly and plunged deeper into Neko, making her moan and jump. "E... igmmmph..." Neko groaned. Penjullu suddenly reeled back as Neko's juices suddenly spilled out. He leaned forward and lapped it up, stroking Neko's thigh. At that point, he suddenly groaned and came, spilling out down Neko's throat. What?! Neko silently exclaimed. That's too much! I can't swallow... Penjullu guided her off his retracting phallus and gently placed two fingers over her mouth. "Please swallow, Mistress Neko... try not to ruin your bed..." Neko moaned, then finally gulped loudly. I seriously need to brush my teeth now... she thought. "Are you okay?" Penjullu asked her, brushing her hair away from her sweaty forehead. "I think so..." Neko breathed, then paused as she heard a very familiar high-pitched giggle coming from right outside her window. "Wha... that sounds like..." She turned her head towards the window just in time to see Mayaa kneeling right in front of it, giggling uncontrollably. "Hahaha! Total vertical 69! That was ama--" She suddenly opened her eyes and saw Neko staring right back at her with a look of pure horror on her face. "Uh... um..." Mayaa stammered. "Hi! I'm sorry, I was just walking past here reminiscing about that recent South Park episode I saw and must've collapsed in front of your window laughing about it, and... uh..." Neko felt both extremely embarrassed and pissed off. She knew Mayaa had been watching the whole thing. "Ho-kay, you didn't buy that," Mayaa said, grimacing. "Um... don't worry, I am seriously not going to tell anyone about this. I promise not to... yeah, you're gonna kill me, aren't you? Ohhh boy." She stood up and slowly started walking away. "I ain't here." Neko didn't hear neither the front nor the back door open. She collapsed on her bed, crying, overcome with embarrassment. Penjullu comforted her until she finally went to sleep.